Living as a single person

Oh, living single for 16 years,

No relationship drama, no fears.

My heart's never been shattered or broke,

I'm free to do what I want, it's no joke.

I never have to share the remote,

Or worry 'bout someone who won't emote.

Romance? Ha! Who needs the strife?

My independence is the love of my life.

I'll keep living solo, happy and bold,

No need for a partner, my story's not told.

I'll be content with my own company,

Living life on my terms, wild and free.

Oh, living single for 16 years,

No girlfriend, no rings, no tears.

I don't have to share my bed or space,

I can fart and burp all over the place.

No need to impress or dress to kill,

I can be a slob and live in a chill.

No one to cook or clean or care,

I'm my own boss, that's pretty rare.

Sure, sometimes I get a little lonely,

But then I play video games, and that's my only.

I'll keep on living, it's my choice,

No nagging wife, that's my rejoice.